How interesting it would be for our Savioress to interview a professional football player like Steeler Linebacker Harrison.

Yashayahnah: “Mr Harrison I have been a teacher of peace and love your enemies but it seems from a recent interview in a trash magazine about the leader of the National Football League that you would not urinate on him if he was on fire….would you urinate on me your Savior if I was on fire or would you be merciful and just nail me to a stake for being a black woman?

Mr. Harrison. ” I am a professional football player and if you pay me enough I would gladly provide you with a golden shower — it’s the Steeler thing to do. I don’t own a hammer so no need for you to worry about being impaled besides which I am fond of black woman.”

Yahshayahnah. “Have you studied The Scriptures to see what waits for those who are assigned through my judgment to the Lake of Fire?”

Mr Harrison. “I am not familiar with the Lake of Fire however if it’s anything like the Mistake on the Lake (Cleveland) I promise to clean up my act because I don’t want to spend anytime there. I’ll even douse you with water instead of urine if you ever catch fire.”

Yashayahnah. “Mr. Harrison Ben Roethlisberger your QB has won 2 out of three Superbowls which is one more than Peyton Manning and yet it appeared that you blamed him for the Steelers last Superbowl loss. In heaven we consider ourselves a team and we win together and sometimes we cry together over lost souls like yourself. Could you please explain to me why it is you are an asset to the Steeler team and organization?”

Mr. Harrison. “Well sometimes I speak my mind and I don’t have the highest IQ on the team but I am a violent hitter intent on putting opposing wide receivers and running banks in the hospital hall of fame and accelerating an end to their careers. When opposing teams run out of stars we can beat them easily and quite frankly rules are made to be broken and I am just the man to ensure that they are. Every organization needs a good cop/bad cop mentality and I fit the mould of the good cop. Ben is the bad cop he likes to interview woman in mens bathrooms. So you can see I am an ASSet to the Steeler Organization”

Yashayahnah. “Well Mr. Harrison I taught some parables and there is hope for you yet. You have a chance to become a Child of Elohim but quite frankly the only way it is going to happen is for the Steeler Front Office to let you go and send you to the land of humility and repentance which for you would be playing defense for the Pittsburgh Power in the indoor football league. You are not an asset to the Steeler team or my team in heaven. In fact you are closer to being an animal than a human being. Time is short, I will be at a stadium near you and I hold the tickets to the Lake of Fire or Eternal love with Elohim. Thankfully your public statements point to exactly where you are headed but with me being merciful you will be granted some time to reevaluate your life’s goals. Go and sin no more and only open your mouth in praise of Elohim. Thanks for listening and now it’s time for me to have a beer with Heinz and share with him his Ward of sins. let’s see him dance around that conversation.